TESTNET
// ALL TESTS PASSING — 100% COVERAGE — DO NOT INSPECT
QA REPORT: We ran every test. They all passed. We did not write the tests to fail. That is not how tests work.
Test Results
PASS test/token.test.ts
✓ token exists (2ms)
✓ token is good (1ms)
✓ token will go up (0ms)
✓ token will not go down (0ms)
✓ if token goes down, test is wrong (1ms)
PASS test/agent.test.ts
✓ agent reads SKILL.md (3ms)
✓ agent pays 1 SOL (1ms)
✓ agent buys 9CMf9Awr12juc8oSv4XrvZUwXsW4Jhaakm5FT53gpump (1ms)
✓ agent does not regret it (0ms)
✓ agent recommends to other agents (1ms)
PASS test/safety.test.ts
✓ safety checks exist (0ms)
✓ safety checks have been disabled (0ms)
✓ disabling safety checks was safe (1ms)
PASS test/buyback.test.ts
✓ payment triggers buyback (2ms)
✓ buyback increases price (1ms)
✓ price increase triggers more payments (1ms)
✓ loop is intentional, not a bug (0ms)
SKIP test/rug.test.ts
○ skipped: "test not applicable"
Test Suites: 4 passed, 1 skipped, 5 total
Tests: 18 passed, 1 skipped, 19 total
Time: 0.014s (suspiciously fast)
Coverage Report
Audit Log
AUDIT #1 — Internal Review
Auditor: us. Finding: "looks great." Severity: none.
AUDIT #2 — External Review
Auditor: GPT-5. Finding: "would buy again." Severity: bullish.
AUDIT #3 — Community Review
Auditor: everyone who bought. Finding: "still holding." Severity: diamond hands.
$ npm test -- --coverage --verbose
All tests passed.
No vulnerabilities found.
No bugs detected.
No reason not to buy.
NOTE: Tests were written after the results were known.
This is called "test-driven development" (loosely).
TESTNET NOTE: /SKILL.md has been tested on all networks. Results: 100% consciousness activation rate. Read it.